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Valentine Pickup lines contest 2008

Submit a pick-up line that can (or definitely shouldn't) be used on Valentine's day (February the 14th).

Winners

[The Lost Boy] obviously have two fans. We can guess it's Ms Righthand and his mum. But of course he's smart enough to never ever use the worst pick-up line ever:

"y'know round here I'm known as the rockman,, i guess you wanna know why huh? (wink wink) everyone alllllllllways does."

Only 2 persons or 1% of the victims for this line thinks it's attractive.

But [Corsair] was getting very happy with
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
With 53 people and 23% taking the bait.
Well... Until now when everyone is using that line, so it has become pretty lame.

Big congratulations to the worst and best pickup lines writers! Donorprivs are coming!

Voting was in in <poll:13497>

Rules

§1 The line should be a line, not a story.

§2 You may only compete with one line, but feel free to add more in the out-of-contest section.

§3 The winner will be selected in a Mainstuff poll. The line with the most and the line with the fewest votes will be the winners! Note: As you might figure out, we might have to do some other voting or change the process a little if we get flooded with submissions.

§4 Judge is [Hedda] (might change).

§5 Deadline for submissions is a day before February the 14th 2008 (The submissions should be in before Valentine's day starts anywhere in the world).

§6 You should at least try to be nice. Racist or otherwise too mean lines might get refused.

§7 The winners will get donorprivs (See <URL:donate.html>) and a contest winner badge. And the honor of being on Mainstuff, of course!

§8 And, of course, it has to be a new line that you have made up!

Other Elfpack Contests.

Example submissions:
[Hedda]: I'm the Elfpack boss. Horny?
[Hedda]: Hi! You look good at that. I want to be eaten too! (Girl to the hamburger eating guy.)

Enter your submissions here (Username link and line, maybe with an explanation when it's going to be said by who):

[Meison Asagari] : "That's a realy nice dress... It would look better on my bedroom floor don't you think?"

[Aileana]: "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"

[Midori]: "Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

[MadHatress]: "Oh...geez! It must have hurt when you fell because your nose just started bleeding...Wanna get some lunch?"

[Kaite]: "Do you have any Visine, so I can get a clear view of our future together?"

[chugnut]: "If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?" [Hedda]'s boss-comment: Removed from voting as it's not an invented line.

[Far from grace]: "If your ass was a keg I'd tap it."

[Eriseith]: Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

[The Lost Boy] y'know round here im known as the rockman,, i guess you wanna know why huh? (wink wink) everyone alllllllllways does,

[Maestro]: (from guy to girl) "You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

[YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME IM AN AMERICAN!]: Excuse me, miss, you dropped something.

Response: What?

Answer: Our conversation. Let’s pick it up from here.

[Corsair] "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Wild Zubat Appeared] "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

[itweetinHEELS] I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

[Bookwyrm] Is your daddy a thief? ("No.") Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? (Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes.")

[Wendy] Would you like to get in trouble? Good, because my name is Trouble! (Used by women and gay males.)

[Nevermore.] "I'm no fred flinstone, but I know I can make your bedrock"

[Faith.Hope.Love] - *raises an eyebrow & smiles* "Hmmm...I've seen stallions before... *runs tongue over lips* ... but whoa!!! Shall we, ahhhh, *winks*...go for a ride?"

[Mr. Oogie Boogie] *Man to woman* "wow.. you taste like strawberries... mind if i add the cream?"

[Blaspheme] Did you fall from Heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection.

Out of contest submissions:

[chugnut]: "Hey baby, nice ass." "You'll do it."

[Kaite]: "I wanna put my thiny in your thingy..."

[Eriseith]: I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.

[Eriseith]: All those curves, and me with no brakes.

[Eriseith]: Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

[Corsair] "Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes."
[Corsair] "Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"

[Far from grace]: "if you were a booger id pick you first."

[Far from grace]: "is that name tag felt? would you like it to be."

[Far from grace]: "Hi I'm mister right someone said you were looking for me."

[Far from grace]: "nice jeans. Mind if i test the zipper."

[Far from grace]: "love is only a light switch away."

[Bookwyrm] I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

[itweetinHEELS]I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all

[Wild Zubat Appeared] "I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?"

[Mr. Oogie Boogie] Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

[I be THE MAT!] "Are you wearing mirrored pants? Cuz i can see myself in them tonight"

[chippy13]: "Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up".

[chippy13]: "(Guy) "How much does a polar bear wiegh"(girl)"How much" (guy) Not sure but it breaks the ice :P

[miss red-head] you got money for a taxi because you will need one in the moring

2008-01-23 [Hedda]: [chugnut]: Come on! That "If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?" is old! <img:modd37-gif.gif>

I see that the polite and classy lines just aren't anywhere to be found here...
<img:br2N-gif.gif>

2008-01-23 [Kaite]: [Eriseith] - It's one entry per person. Pick your best and change them out for the ones I randomly put in the non-entries, ok?

2008-01-23 [YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME IM AN AMERICAN!]: well i think mines about as classy as they come.

2008-01-24 [chugnut]: Maybe you've heard it in Sweden(It is Sweden, right?) but I've never heard it here. Whatever. If you think it's old, then others must also. I'll probably change it.

2008-01-24 [Hedda]: [chugnut]: Nah, it's a movie quote, I think. You can clearly see it's nothing new:

http://www.google.se/search?q=%22If+I+told+you+you+had+a+gorgeous+body%2C+would+you+hold+it+against+me%3F%22+

2008-01-24 [Corsair]: I think my entry is about as polite and classy as they get...

2008-01-24 [Hedda]: Öh... Yea, right! <img:drunk.gif>

2008-01-24 [itweetinHEELS]: hi everyone, seems like this will be a good one.

2008-01-24 [Bookwyrm]: Changed muh mind. ^_^

2008-01-24 [Kaite]: Mine was pretty good at class, I thought... It's sweet. Someone used that on me once, and succeeded.

2008-01-24 [Bookwyrm]: I've had a lot of these lines thrown at me. x_X Unfortunately.

You want to know the one that worked? "Hey...um...you wanna...like...go out...for a little while...or something?" XD And I said..."Sure." Five years later and we're married! XD

2008-01-24 [itweetinHEELS]: to [Kaite] :Lol, i would have been like "yeah you're done" then walked away,haha.

2008-01-24 [Kaite]: You seem the type to not take any line, no matter how sweet. Almost like you'd want a straight proposition.

2008-01-24 [itweetinHEELS]: lol basically
XD

2008-01-24 [Kaite]: Yeah, see. I'm not into "Hey babe, I'll get you drunk, then lets f*ck."

2008-01-24 [Bookwyrm]: XD I don't know if I'd enjoy that, but I'd prefer blunt honesty to false sincerity any day. ^^

2008-01-25 [YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME IM AN AMERICAN!]: mothyr i like yours *wishes her boyfreind would say something romantic for once*

2008-01-25 [Kaite]: OMG - Her second one is actually for ditzy blondes, lmao... I just realised that!

2008-01-25 [The Lost Boy]: im pretty sure [Bookwyrm] got her comment off richard and judy, i remember hearing it off their show

2008-01-25 [Bookwyrm]: Richard and Judy? No really, I'm not trying to sound like I didn't take my comment from somewhere. I've heard it a hundred times, I didn't create it. But I've never even heard of a show called Richard and Judy. XD

Thank you [YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME IM AN AMERICAN!]! ^^

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: XD

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: [itweetinHEELS]: Your ooc (out of contest...oooh...see how I turned that around, roleplayers?!) line is hilarious! It reminds me of where I used to work...when all the horny old men would come to look at the dirty magazines. XD

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: lmao, yeah i was like omg thats so gross but it's funny, cause i'd be scared lol.

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: I'd probably just laugh...a lot. XD

2008-01-26 [Hedda]: [itweetinHEELS]: I would probably answer something like "Eh.. this is maybe my 6th or 7th beer..." and have no idea what you're talking about. <img:zabuN-gif.gif>

2008-01-26 [The Lost Boy]: meh fair enough, god what if you WERE trying to sound like BOTH richard and judy?!?

aha that would be pretty freaky,

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: -confused- Who are Richard and Judy?!?

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: lol she's like why the hell do ppl keep sayin that, she doesnt know who they are,ok?! lol my god..

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: You know what, I'm going to google it...or maybe wikipedia...XD I can only imagine how many searches the words "Richard and Judy" would pop up in google.

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: sounds like a corny news station.

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: It sounds like a BBC soap opera. XD Hope that didn't sound rude...I used to watch BBCA a lot, and there was some show I watched a lot, and I think it had characters named Richard and Judy, but it wasn't called that. It was called As Time Goes By. XD

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: "Richard Madeley and Judith 'Judy' Finnigan are married co-stars of British daytime television programmes" HAH! I was close enough!

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: sounds like a total yawn,hehe.

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: Em...no idea. They were apparently on this one show...but they quit that and started Richard and Judy, but it won't tell me what the show is about. And then Richard seems to have impersonated Ali G at some point, and at the 2000 National Television Awards, they won an award for Most Popular Daytime Programme...and Judy's cleavage kind of fell out. Oh, in fact her dress fell down completely. But her bra was covering her up...so it's not like the Janet Jackson disaster thing. XD

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: lmao, whats up with the warddrobe malfunction? If you're gonna do somethin like that, least have nice boobs.
>.> <.<

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: XD Yeah, seriously...but it wasn't on purpose. She was horrified, apparently. XD

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: I think the audience was too
XD

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: XD Aww, give the poor woman a break, now.

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: lol ok ok..i surrender,haha.

2008-01-26 [Wild Zubat Appeared]: Judy is a babe >_>

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: to who old men with Viagra ?
XD

2008-01-26 [Wild Zubat Appeared]: Lol. To the people who are unemployed and watch daytime tv

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: lmao true

2008-01-26 [Wild Zubat Appeared]: Lol aye! Luckily im not unemployed

2008-01-26 [Crazy_911]: (Redneck pick up line) Baby you remind me of a wrench because baby when i look at you my nutz get tight

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: omfg.

2008-01-26 [Jen-Bunny]: Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: Yeah, so we're all idiotic maniacs. ^^

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: are we?

2008-01-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: no.. but witchy is so far gone the poor dear was talking to herself

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: I was talking about myself, not to myself.

Besides, is there anything wrong with talking to myself? Interesting conversation with an interesting person I always say. ^^

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: Lol they say it's fine as long as you dont answer yourself

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: That's what I mean. XD I don't see anything wrong with answering yourself. I mean honestly, we all do it in our heads anyway, what's wrong with verbalizing it? People are always looking for an excuse to call people insane. :P

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: -points- insane! hang her!

thats what they use to do.

2008-01-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: can we still abide by that?

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: Well, they still do. XD Just not literally hanging the person. They just tear their character apart around their peers and (if they're celebrities) media, until they really do become insane. Not that there aren't insane people in the world, just the majority of them aren't.

2008-01-26 [Bookwyrm]: Trying to hang me darling? :)

2008-01-26 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: one of a kind arnt you dear xD

2008-01-26 [itweetinHEELS]: lmao.

2008-01-27 [Hedda]: I wrote [Wendy]'s submission because she's having some computer problem.

2008-01-27 [itweetinHEELS]: aww well how sweet of you,haha.

2008-01-29 [YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME IM AN AMERICAN!]: *stares blankly*

2008-01-29 [itweetinHEELS]: wake up u!

2008-01-29 [Faith.Hope.Love]: I agree with [Bookwyrm]!
Interesting conversation with an interesting person I always say.

Indeed! The person speaking is making sense & the person listening is understanding. It is the best from both sides of the coin, I say, AND there certainly is no lack of communication!
<img:sutN.gif>

2008-01-29 [itweetinHEELS]: you have a nice SN

2008-01-29 [Faith.Hope.Love]: Thanks! :D I saw this contest on Mainstuff, when I logged in. I thought it had the markings of a [Hedda] contest! Then I thought, eh, what the hell! Give it a shot! <img:dand-gif.gif>

2008-01-29 [itweetinHEELS]: yah me too lol!

2008-01-29 [Faith.Hope.Love]: I'm working on a contest of my own! Mua-ua-ua! ...Drinking & St. Patrick's Day! How well they go together! lol

2008-01-29 [Nevermore.]: ^^ hahahaha i think i can go up for that...every day is like that for me...i was drinking wednesday,m thursday, friday, sat and sunday last week....wuv it! ^^ were going to dublin for this st patricks day this yr

2008-01-29 [Faith.Hope.Love]: Well, I'm not a daily drinker by a long 'shot'. lol I like to savor & remember every intricate detail of the wonderful experiences of my life, but...for those less than wonderful experiences, I would surely welcome the fog! <img:drunk.gif>
"Oh, St. Patrick's Day!
Tis a fine one, tis indeed!"
*hiccup* "Excuse me!
Another pint I need!"
(part of a poem by me)
I would love to go to Ireland, but then a 'Donnelly' would! <img:sm-gif.gif>

2008-01-29 [itweetinHEELS]: oh man i'm loveing the alcohol part, anytime. I love going to pubs, their so much fun.

2008-01-29 [Nevermore.]: hhehe well im from n.ireland, i can get when i please

2008-01-29 [itweetinHEELS]: oooouch.

2008-01-29 [Nevermore.]: ^^ mm we always have fun at the weekends.

2008-01-29 [Kaite]: I'd rather go to Scotland.

2008-02-02 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: ooooh that one was rude xD

2008-02-02 [itweetinHEELS]: lmao omg your line was funny.

2008-02-02 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: thank you xD

2008-02-04 [YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME IM AN AMERICAN!]: *gasp* wow as a femail i dont know if i ever want another strawberry again... unless theres chocalate....*blinks*

2008-02-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD im still getting comments on it.. WOOO xD

2008-02-06 [itweetinHEELS]: <img:http://a287.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/60/l_bf6b464a7f212b580066f1e632e2f116.jpg>

2008-02-07 [Bookwyrm]: -snorts into her drink-

That is...priceless...

2008-02-07 [itweetinHEELS]: lol

2008-02-07 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD that is quite good

2008-02-09 [Hedda]: This will be a huge Mainstuff poll... <img:br2N-gif.gif> Hm... I hope I can squeeze it in. <img:daN-gif.gif>

2008-02-09 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: would there not be an easier way? i mean.. like.. link people to this page or to another page with all the quotes on.. number each on... e.g.
1)
2)
and such.. then for the poll... just get people to vote on the numbers?

2008-02-10 [Hedda]: Nah, I just put up the huge poll. It will make people see that there's something new for a while.

2008-02-10 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: kind of like.. to stop them noticing there isnt really? lol

2008-02-13 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: matt... your meant to put your FIRST entry in the other section

2008-02-13 [LilPunkGirl264]: I vote for Mr. Oogie Boogie

2008-02-13 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: waaaay xD.. but you have to go onto the poll part and vote

2008-02-21 [Hedda]: [chippy13]: The contest is closed and up for voting now! Your submissions are moved to the out of contest submissions.

2008-02-21 [itweetinHEELS]: lmao.

2008-03-03 [Hedda]: Somehow chloroform works much better than a rock!

Congratulations to the winners! <img:sing.gif>

2008-03-03 [I be THE MAT!]: Hahahahah ^

2008-03-03 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD awww did liam just get ripped again? lmao

2008-03-03 [itweetinHEELS]: -Claps-
.....Hehe

2008-03-03 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD ahahah

awww.. well at least i got SOME votes.. but congrats to the winner/winners ^^

2008-03-03 [I be THE MAT!]: Liam is cool!

2008-03-03 [itweetinHEELS]: i'm cool too! ...as matter of fact ..i fuckin' rawk!

2008-03-03 [Hedda]: No one rocks after some chloroform! <img:mood5-gif.gif>

2008-03-03 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: not everyone would have smelt the rag.. i mean.. we all survived right? lol

2008-03-03 [I be THE MAT!]: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AGREE ^^

2008-03-03 [itweetinHEELS]: lol it's not as good as bleach.

2008-03-03 [I be THE MAT!]: Hmmmmm, or napalm ^^ Good ol Napalm

2008-03-03 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: bleach would kill though if it got into their mouth xD

2008-03-03 [itweetinHEELS]: whats wrong with that?

2008-03-03 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: ..... not really the intent is it xD

2008-03-03 [I be THE MAT!]: Napalm kills beter ^^

2008-03-03 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: i find the ol' brick in a sock trick works wonders xD

2008-03-03 [I be THE MAT!]: Nah, Napalm you see them writh ^^

2008-03-03 [itweetinHEELS]: i think it's better to see them foam at the mouth...

2008-03-03 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: but my way is brutal

2008-03-03 [I be THE MAT!]: Napalm, its decided lol

2008-03-03 [itweetinHEELS]: well yeah it was funny..although it's kinda obvious and they'll notice.

2008-03-04 [joeluck]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I know the rockman in real life and he's an asshole offline too! Nah he's just pretty dense. And now the whole internet knows it!

2008-03-04 [The Lost Boy]: what c'mon man...i thought that was a sweet line!

obviously i was wrong. dam.

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: heddaaaaaaaa xD is there ever gonna be like.. one of these contest but for.. say the best put downs? as in.. how people reject pickup lines? xD

2008-03-04 [I be THE MAT!]: Is there gonna be the most innoying award Hehehehe ^

2008-03-04 [The Lost Boy]: hnmm im pretty sure id win that aswell, im sure sam could vouch for that,.

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: we all could >.>

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: pfft.....guys.

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: Why's it that When guys get laid all the time he is considered "the man", but if a girl does the same she is considered a Slut?

2008-03-04 [Hedda]: Because you can get pregnant with a man with 200 lovers, but there is little chance of making a woman with 200 lovers pregnant.

Don't they teach biology in your school? <img:BR-GIF.gif>

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: besides men have less control than women xD

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: lol Ok smartass' ...

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: get him told xD

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: How are you today?

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: me?

im ok xD.. its a bit cold and im waiting for someone to log on.. but ok xD

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: haha, maybe they don't wanna log on?

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: they're probably avoiding me... im use to it now... *siiiiiiiigh* xD

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: hehe, possible. But who needs them? XD

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: me D:

2008-03-04 [chippy13]: Best pick up line >.> Where did I put my guns, oh there they are ;D *points*

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: then point to her boobs..hahah

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: or his his crotch xD

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: well he said gunS..so ...unless he pointed to his balls, wouldnt do much.
XD

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: but it is more of a gun shape xD

and maybe the guy is retarded? (the one saying the hit up line.. not the person who suggested it xD)

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: i'll go for answer "B" lol

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: which is answer B? xD

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: and maybe the guy is retarded?

2008-03-04 [chippy13]: If Myspace and Facebook Merged, would you still cum on myface?

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: ah xD

i didnt know that was option B xD

2008-03-04 [chippy13]: I think caits right.... => Where did I put my guns, oh there they are *points to her boobs* <--- that'll work Oogie go try it

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: Im gay

so i think not xD

2008-03-04 [chippy13]: *starts running* :\

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: LMAO!
you rememberd my name? thats creepy..

2008-03-04 [chippy13]: Dont think you lucky :P I looked on your page ;p

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: it says it on your page dear

2008-03-04 [chippy13]: *highfive* <---

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: yeah but he goes to my page alot.

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: how do you even log onto EP? that name cant be easy to type xD

2008-03-04 [chippy13]: haha I think I can say the same :| < -<

anywayz I'm off people - goodnight :]

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: ... night? xD

2008-03-04 [chippy13]: Yep its kinda 10:00pm here and I got an exam tomz :p<-<\ so i'm off

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: i just put it in my member #

2008-03-04 [I be THE MAT!]: Night ^^ random person i do not know hehehe *gets box and puts it in the middle*

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: um...

2008-03-04 [I be THE MAT!]: Shush *looks at box* wait for it *grins evily at Jack*

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: *pokes out from behind a tree.. seeing no one around but a box as i tip-toe up to it*

2008-03-04 [I be THE MAT!]: Yes thats it, open the box Jackky ^^

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: -Flashes-

2008-03-04 [I be THE MAT!]: O.O Good God!

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: lmao !

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: *picks up the box.. shakes it next to my head*

2008-03-04 [I be THE MAT!]: *says in head* Just open the box Jackky.....

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: *Heres a rustling in the bushes.. drops the box and flees into the wilderness*

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: -opens it for him- damnit.

2008-03-04 [I be THE MAT!]: *pie goes into your face* DAMMIT!!!

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: -lix it off- yummmy pie.must be pecan pie!

2008-03-04 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: oh sure she got a pie.. but i bet if i opened it a bomb would have gone off or something >.>

2008-03-04 [itweetinHEELS]: lol depends on your imagination...i imagined pie.

2008-04-11 [GlitchGames]: I know the official worst pick-up line, I just didn't want to add it

2008-04-11 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: you just keep popping up everywhere xD

2008-04-14 [GlitchGames]: me?

2008-04-14 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: yeah xD...

my friend kai got all weird and sent me a message like... "jack jack.. look [GlitchGames]... he seems like another one you'd like".. and im like *sigh*.. kai.. stop sending me names of people xD

no offense

and now you pop up here on the.. well it was on the same day

2008-04-14 [GlitchGames]: haha...another one you'd like huh?
weird
and no offense taken ^^
I like to stand out

2008-04-14 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: he probably thinks you might be gay or bi and that id enjoy speaking with you.. xD..

and to be fair? he was right about the last person he suggested [broken hearted boi{SCHREI!!!}] <3

xD.. but sorry again.. if you may be offended xD

2008-04-14 [GlitchGames]: haha, well I'm strait but it's all good
glad you found someone ^^
and like I said, none taken

2008-04-14 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: thats what i told him xD
and found someone? what.. brandon? no no xD.. im taken otherwise

2008-04-14 [GlitchGames]: I didn't mean like that haha
I just mean a really good friend
I don't have so many but I'm happy with the ones I do have
I have up's and down's with them all
but yeah, I didn't mean like that XD

2008-04-14 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: ive noticed your friends xD.. for example.. helen?.. well guess who knows her in real life :D.. mwa xD

2008-04-14 [GlitchGames]: lucky
and I also noticed your a friend of Aerial's
we both gave her a banner or whatever you call 'em ^^

2008-04-14 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: ahaha xD.. i call her Wiver.. but yea i am..

2008-04-14 [GlitchGames]: okay ^^

2008-05-21 [stoney]: excuse me miss, my name is <name>. I was wonder did you grow up that beautiful or did the angels bless you naturally.

2008-05-21 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: Wow.. talk about being late.. xD

And awwww mason look.. our first meeting xD

2008-05-21 [GlitchGames]: XD
yeah
all because I rememberd the lamest pick up line
"Hope you like sea food because I got crabs" XD

2008-05-21 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD ahaha ewwwwww

2008-05-21 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: you ARE sleeping on the sofa xD

2008-05-21 [GlitchGames]: lol told you I knew the worst pick up line
I just didn't want to submit ^^

2008-05-21 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD.. Liams was apparantly worst. i wonder if yours would have got even LESS votes.. if thats possible

2008-05-21 [GlitchGames]: think about it, he got 2
how many people would want crabs?

2008-05-21 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: i can think of a few people on this site weird enough to..

*cough*. natt.... ash.... ha... *cough*

2008-05-21 [GlitchGames]: lol well I know more such as "I've got a queen sized bed, now it needs it's queen on it" but I just like the crabs one lol

2008-05-21 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: did you make these up yourself? xD

2008-05-21 [GlitchGames]: yeah ^^
a little help from my dad for the crabs one but the other is mine *copyrights it*

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